Presenting Kev’s genius theory of The Five Words The Brain Just Can’t Handle.
Aleister Crowley
FAKE NEWS
I begin ‘I Can Bend Minds With My Spoon’ 2.0 with an update on whatever the fuck it is that the Freemasons are up to…
THE SPIDERS FROM MARS
I was running early for Psychic Club and so did what any 36-year-old-woman would do in such circumstances – I went and had a jolly good swing in the nearby park.